'Parents are unbelievably delusional': Teachers share out-of-pocket requests from the parents of their students

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    Font - Posted by u/SufficientWay3663 2 What are some of the most outlandish parent requests have you gotten? Humor
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    Font - I'll start. I had an elementary school parent who also lived in our neighborhood. She emailed me and said "daughter doesn't like riding the bus and since we live in the same neighborhood it should be no problem for you to pick her up and drop her off
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    Font - each day especially since you're her teacher, right? I don't have time in the morning to get her up early enough so I'll also send her with a bag with her school clothes. She can just get dressed in your room, no big deal....." First of all, no to all of that.
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    Font - Second, she's a stay at home parent, why exactly is any of this an issue for her to accomplish? Well, she'd prefer "to get to the gym during that time".
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    Font - Best one though was this. Mom emailed me regarding her 8th grade son. He was a consistent problem because he couldn't keep his hands out of the front of his pants. (No joke). She says, "we prefer that you monitor
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    Font - his hands & if you see them off his desk, to simply pull his hands back where they belong, without a verbal reprimand so he's not embarrassed." My reply: absolutely not
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    Font - What I wanted to say: I don't get paid to monitor your sons mation obsession and I'd rather swim in acid than touch his dirty hand just to place it back on a desk. You need a psych evaluation bc you've lost touch with reality.
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    Font - Miteea 4 days ago Middle School: parent (works in district) requested all tests and quizzes (with answer keys) to be sent home 1 week before they were to be given in class. "It's what works best for my child to prepare for the test!" LOL ummm no ma'am
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    Font - ThisIsMyPrOnAcc1. 4 days ago what's next? "Hand my child a correctly filled in quiz so they can put their name on it"?
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    Font - nameyourpoison11 4 days ago Teacher of 28 years experience here. The mother of one of my third graders sent a cake to school for his birthday. No problem, right? It was a packet cake mix and it was still in the box.
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    Font - This parent sent an email asking that I spend my lunchtime baking an elaborate birthday cake (I was expected to provide the milk and eggs to mix it, icing for the top, and provide candles too) and that we turn the afternoon session into a birthday party for her precious boy and dish up the cake for the whole class. I didn't bake the cake.
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    Font - veryrealzack. 4 days ago SPED | PA, USA Had a parent demand that the bus be rerouted so their child got home 15 minutes earlier. We said "we would have to move others to a different bus in order to do that." She didn't blink, react, or care at all about inconveniencing anyone else.
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    Font - thresholdofadventure 4 days ago. edited 4 days ago This year, I have a kid who found out that Elf-on-the-Shelf is not real. In my class. Parents are furious, bad-mouthing me on social media, the works.
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    Font - Then, they email me and ask me to "help keep the magic alive" because he's questioning the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and Santa now. They tell me he's going to ask me about them so I need to lie to him so he still believes. I teach 8th grade. The kid is 14.
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    Font - nervousperson374784 4 days ago Parent wanted me to allow her son to wear noise cancelling headphones in class because my "man-ish" voice bugged him. When I said no, she asked if I could speak in a sweet, soft voice (think Michelle Duggar).
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    Font - volvox12310 4 days ago I received a call from the Head of School because a parent requested that there be no math in my physics class since her daughter would become an actor or film writer and didn't need the math.
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    Font - AWL_cow 4 days ago Not me but coworker. Kindergarten parent on the first day of school asked the teacher when and how they were going to start potty- training their child.
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    Font - djl32 4 days ago 32 year 2nd grade teacher. At an IEP meeting: Mom - "My daughter is allergic to the letter 'U.' She can't be required to use it."
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    Smile - Ben Hocking 4 days ago D To the parent: "What a coincidence, I'm also allergic to U!"
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    Font - Newfy Mommy. 4 days ago A second grade student-was horrible for his mom but was one of our best kids in class, so sweet and fun. But for mom he was a terror. She wanted school personnel to come to their house every morning, get her kid out of bed/dressed/ fed and taken to school.
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    Font - Humble_Scarcity1195 4 days ago Several times over the years for high school kids: My child doesn't have any friends. Can you make the other kids sit with them and like them so that they can make friends.
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    Font - moleratical 4 days ago 11| IB HOA/US Hist| Texas Dear failed mom, Even I can't stand your child.

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